harbopping
a cuteish spoonerism of “bar hopping” used in polite conversation to disguise or mitigate the fact that you went on a serious bender last night or intend to go on one tonight. in the latter instance, it also presages your likely pr-nunciation of “bar hopping” at about the midpoint of the crawl.
example 1 …
friendly co-worker: you look like sh-t today, friend.
you: yeah … i did a bit of harbopping last night. i’ll be ok by 2 o’clock, though.
example 2 ..
woo hoo! we iz harbopping tonight! gonna get my drink on!
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