Harboring a Wookie


having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.
omg i just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like i was harboring a wookie!
when a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.
oh my god, zeke’s growing a beard … he looks like he’s harboring a wookie.
straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of cr-p causing you to exclaim “wraaaaaauuuugh” (meaning “mommmmy!” in kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out b-tt-hairs.
from the wc: “wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!”
joe: “hey, is that bob in there?”
betsy: “oh, yeah, sounds like he is harboring a wookie again…maybe he needs a laxative?”

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