Hard Core Soft Porn
a mythical style of film and photography that came into non-existence following the less graphic but equally fictional first born unicorn era of filmography and photography.
culturally aware conversationalist #1: “can’t get that hard core soft p-rn out of my head…”
culturally aware conversationalist #2:”you must be dreaming californication, yo.”
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