Hard Rock

hard rock established itself in the 1970’s when bands like led zeppelin for example got away from the more acid rock bands like jimi hendrix, cream, iron b-tterfly who were more psychedelic and less blues. it was led zeppelin who set the prototypical hard rock sound that would be imitated from the 1970’s to the present. hard rock is also much more commerical friendly than heavy metal.
led zeppelin, aerosmith, queen, ac/dc, thin lizzy, blue oyster cult, alice cooper, pink floyd, heart, deep purple, mountain, pearl jam, stone temple pilots.
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hard rock is just cl-ssic rock that’s often a little too hard and rocking for the ladies who prefer more mellow stuff which is cool.cl-ssic rock includes any rock from the 60’s and 70’s such as psychedelic rock,acid rock,hard rock,progressive rock,progressive hard rock and maybe some metal before it became such a trendy fad and before mtv f-gged it up beyond repair and the underground d-cks didn’t help either with the possible exception of “some” thrash metal.cl-ssic rock was more blues influenced and soulful than today’s metal which is too stiff and stupid and dark and goth and evil to be enjoyable.

let’s do this right with no f-ggy hair metal or grunge tards…

led zeppelin
rush (started out as hard rock and hard progressive rock)
ted nugent
aerosmith
ac/dc
nazareth
heart
bto (listen to songs like “not fragile” and “welcome home”)
boc
thin lizzy
ufo
scorpions (old stuff before the dark times,before metal)
cream
black sabbath
alice cooper
queen (if you don’t think so it’s because you haven’t listened closely enough)
deep purple
ozzy with randy
jimi
van halen (the original van halen only)
pat travers
april wine
triumph

hard rock is very closely -ssociated with rock,cl-ssic rock,progressive rock and progressive hard rock,as well as with psychedelic or “acid” rock and “southern rock” as well.

if your girlfriend likes it then it might be rock or cl-ssic rock or pop rock or maybe southern rock.but if your girlfriend says “can we listen to something else?” then it’s probably too hard for her ears,too long,too progressive and has too many solos for her.hence, “hard rock.”

all rock is good as long as we’re talking about cl-ssic rock which really is what all of this is.cl-ssic being pre-mtv rock and hard rock and southern rock and prog rock and prog hard rock and acid rock or psychedelic rock,but not really metal except for maybe barely a litle bit.bands that were rock or hard rock or metal before mtv could still p-ss as cl-ssic rock.if i had to list all cl-ssic rock bands then i would be here for f-cking ever.
hard rock was meant to be played loud without shame or embar-ssment.something that just doesn’t hold true to most of today’s rock and metal.hard rock played loud sounded good and was a true test of the quality of a good stereo.back then stereo had equalizers unlike today’s piece of sh-t stereos which are almost always devoid of a good eq and usually come with a stupid f-cking “b-ss boost” b-tton.
a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.
granite is a hard rock.
aerosmith, ac/dc, def leppeard.
“walk this way,” “highway to h-ll,” “pour some sugar on me.”
when your b-n-r is so intense, that your ball become as hard as your b-n-r.
her -ss made me so hard that i recieved a hard rock along with a b-n-r.
anything particularly loud, edgy, heavy, rowdy, or mildly controversial from the 60’s or 70’s is hard rock. other characteristics include wild guitar solos or particularly long guitar solos or super long jam songs that chicks didn’t usually dig on too much. this is just a simple distinction from all of the other awesome regular rock and pop rock from that time period. any rock band from the 60’s or 70’s might have some regular or even mellow rock, or some songs that are definately hard rock songs. pop rock back then didn’t have to be mellow per se. it could also be hard rock. nothing in the 80’s counts as hard rock unless it’s by bands leftover from the 60’s and 70’s or by bands who atleast first became popular in atleast the late 70’s and played with the same spirit as the awesome 60’s and 70’s bands. van halen (with roth) is the epitome of a band that first became popular in the late 70’s but then went on to be the premier hard rock band of the 80’s that still new what they were doing and played in the true spirit of hard rock. sh-t that came later wasn’t done properly and at best is just some hair metal or glam metal bands trying to do their impression of hard rock and failing miserably due to their failing metal sensibilities and lack of vocal talent.
hard rock could also be thoughtful or intelligent and not just stuck in rowdy or controversial mode all of the time like how many of today’s shoddy imitators like to think of it as being. — hard rock –> heartbreaker (led zeppelin),miss misery (nazareth),free for all (ted nugent),stranglehold (ted nugent),back in the saddle (aerosmith),freewill (rush),barracuda (heart),black dog (led zeppelin),back from the storm (hendrix),
helter skelter (beatles),tnt (acdc),susie q (ccr),
frankenstein (edgar winter group),g-dzilla (blue oyster cult),cities on flame (blue oyster cult),hocus pocus (focus),school’s out (alice cooper)
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-not hard rock, not no way, not no how-> def leppard,gnr and motley crue, uh-uh…forget about it -> motley crue popularized glam/hair metal and gnr was the last popular glam/hair metal band, while def leppard was somewhere in the middle during the full bloom of bloomin’ fairy metal.
learn how to rock with real hard rock which sounds good loud due to superior vocal talent and not like some l.a. pansies screeching like little talentless p-ss-es.
hard rock is the music inbetween beatles and bands like metallica and nirvana but not pop. usally has great gutiar rifts. is above light and cl-ssic rock but not metal and alternative most say it starts with led zepplin
examples of hard rock are led zepplin van halen guns n roses ac/dc rush quiet riot aerosmith styx egales and maybe motley crue