hard scoper
when you’re really good at call of duty, and people get mad. they feel the need to call you something that makes about as much sense as sh-tting on your dinner. they use the term “hard scoper” because as soon as they watch the killcam, they get ridiculously h-rny, or hard. this will occasionally be the cause for a premature -j-c-l-t–n in one’s pants.
kid: wow! you’re such a hard scoper!
“hard scoper”: wait what?, i was using the ballistic knife?
kid: -moan- aw shiiiiiiiitttttttt.
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