hardache
a cross between a hard-on and heartache. primarily sadness accompanied by arousal.
dude, thinking about that breakup s-x fills me with hardache.
2. a hard-on that is maintained for so long that it causes discomfort.
heartless has a h-lla hardache because he cannot ever get with the ladies.
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