hardardt
the most beautiful girl in the world. she is beautiful like a tree. german girl. likes to look up dirty words on urban dictionary. thinks wet toast parties would be a good idea for hazing. is cracked out 95% of the time but i love her. would swim the oceans for you, the oceans for you, whoa oh oh kelsey. even if you’re name isn’t kelsey. knows what queef means.
hardardt is the most beautiful girl in the world… like a tree or a high cl-ss prost-tute.
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