Hardcastle


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.
as retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, joel hardcastled samantha as she slept on the couch.
when it looks like something really good is about to happen and then it doesn’t. that’s a hardcastle
it looked like the hated princ-p-l was leaving the school for another job. everyone was excited and hopeful, but the douche didn’t get the job and we’re still stuck with him. we got hardcastled.

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