harden-fast solution
the cliche “hard-and-fast solution,” as in “american energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions,” upon mishearing becomes a p-rnality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:
“liz, i’ve been drinking too much, there isn’t going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight.”
“uncle joe, i’m sorry your love life is on the skids but if you’re looking for a harden-fast solution there’s always v–gr-.”
thom — “quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! that can be your harden-fast solution!” timm — “don’t talk dirty.”
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