hardware
word used on the street in place of ‘gun’
aka. heat
this jacket is heavy. he must be carrying some hardware.
collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered.
one of the many pet names for a guy’s d-ck, especially if your guy has a thing for technology and is hard for you often.
girl 1: so i went home with that tech guy last night…
girl 2: and…???
girl 1: let’s just say his hardware is impressive beyond his mac…
a wedding or engagement ring, indication of an individual being “taken”. applies to both s-xes.
“psst! look at that hunk. drat, he’s got hardware.”
a medium used by gamers to compare themselves to each other, generally used by n00bs who couldn’t do the same with skill.
n00b: i have 8 gigs of ram and an intel core i7!!!!11 my hardware rocks!!!1
veteran: i have half a gig of ram and an intel pentium 2, yet i’m still pwning you.
an object, everything physical in opposition to software
slang term for crack.
yo, you got that hardware son?
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