Hardware Store Hot Dog


going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a bl-w j-b from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
example one – mark: i could really use a hardware store hot dog right now

example two – juan: i’m totally worn out from selling hardware store hot dogs all day.

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