hardwood
hard wood means to have a b-n-r. hard meaning well hard and wood meaning p-n-s. there u have it hard wood
dude1: d-mnit dude ive got got hardwood looking at her.
dude 2: what??
dude:1 a b-n-r dumb sh-t
when you get it up, but are unable to -j-c-l-t-
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
another name for a freaking large b-n-r in the morning
“if they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood”
a guy who is always ready for a casual s-xual encounter; male equivalent of a jump off.
“i booty called john at 3pm on a tuesday, of course that hardwood said yes!”
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