Harkaesion Economics
a subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
mike: yo moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?
moe: yeah, making minimum wage still. yo check this newly purchased buddhist shrine out. it was only half off if i purchased a new mazda civic.
mike: what’s a mazda civic?
moe: ionno. they said they were gonna send it when i paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.
mike: that’s harkaesion economics right there. you got swindled, son.
moe: heard that.
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