harker
the school with really smart people and a bunch of nerdy asians. most schools cannot stand harker because it is such a smart school, so they take it out on the sports teams. when a harker sport team wins, however, the harker eagles prove they are the biggest bamfs in the world!
look at harker. i wish i could go there, but i’m not rich nor smart enough. let’s go kick their football team’s -ss!
the coolest school in the world, but they block certain videos and websites. the coolest school in the world with the best people that can get around proxies and firewalls.
mr. cow goes to harker and he owns at everything.
stephani is obsessed with wierd rock bands.
a beautiful school, but full of spoiled rich kids and genius nerds. everyone there has a bentley or at least a mercedes and lexus. people take precal in 7th grade. everyone is jealous of the people that go here, cuz everyone is hecka smart and rich! everyone donates a million dollars a year. you’re pretty much required to donate at least $1,000 every year.
that’s nothing for them, after all, the tuition is $40,000 a year, right?
claire: “gosh, belle’s such a nerd!”
lucy: “please, you’re just jealous that she goes to harker.”
claire: “umm no. i bet she spends like halloween and stuff doing calculus.”
lucy: “acutually, she went to bill gate’s party.”
claire: o___o
waste matter discharged from the body in a tightly wound coil; especially : waste (as feces) discharged from the alimentary c-n-l.
“i went into the library and took a “harker” in the main aisle.”
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