Harkness club


similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the “harkness club” after having s-x on a harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. primarily found in american, new england, prep schools which use the harkness system of learning such as: exeter, lawrenceville, andover, etc.
“dude, i totally banged that chick in mem. hall last night!”
“woah, are you part of the harkness club now?”
“oh yeaahh!”

-high five-

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