harley

a sk-nk that doesn’t know how to keep her greasy sl-t hands off other people’s men. sl-t that doesnt care about others feelings and a wh-r- who thinks she owns the world. deserves to die.
did you see that corner?
yeah, she’s probably a harley.
the most amazing person ever.
everybody is jealous of harley
a motor vehicle that is loud, but not fast

a motor vehicle that sounds like it is going like h-ll, but isn’t
guy #1 “did you hear that sh-t box camaro go by?”

guy #2 “i sure did, it was running like a harley.”
the most beautiful girl on the face of the earth.
her icy blue eyes make your heart melt and her perfect smile and giddy laughter will make you happy no matter what.
harley cares about everything, no matter how much she might deny it.
you just can’t help but fall in love with her.
“you seem really happy today. what’s up?”
“i’ve been talking to harley all day. (:”
nickname of one having a large p-n-s.
after seeing the harley get a b-n-r, i had to get stictches in my right eye.
a guy with a great size p-n-s ! he gives you a good time
i had s-x wity harley last night, it was awesome !
short for harley davidson, a marque of american made motorcycle. manufactured since 1903, the harley davidson’s most recognizable features are it’s 45-degree v twin engine and distinct exhaust sound.

harley davidson dominated the american motorcycle market until the mid-1960’s when honda introduced a line of smaller-displacement less intimidating lightweight bikes. the smaller j-panese bikes could not match the performance of the then ing-of-the-hill sportster, a bona fide street racer and land-speed record holder and still the best selling middleweight motorcycle in history.

but, the less-intimidating j-panese machines became top-sellers, and changing times hurt harley davidson sales.

harley davidson was acquired by amf in the 1960s and quality, along with sales, plummeted. the “amf years” almost dealt a death-blow to harley-davidson and saddled the motorcycles with a bad reputation which has, unfortunately, been hard to shake, even though the current production bikes have a reputation among motorcyclists as having almost bulletproof reliability.

in the 1980s, harley was bought back from amf and completely re-vamped. quality was back, and customers flocked to dealers, and still do.
rode my harley to sturgis last year
overpriced, outdated, underpowered, icon of america’s lower cl-ss often used to remedy mid-life crisis by pretending to be an “outlaw” biker while riding fewer than 200 miles per year, often to a bar.
“sure, 9 out of 10 people would want a harley if you asked them but then again, 9 out of 10 people don’t know sh-t about bikes”

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