Harpa
harpa is the greatest cow-milker you can ever find. she is beautiful and gracius in any way. she loves hairy guys with hairy -sses. most magnificent girl in the world, she will blow your mind and your c-ck anytime!
everyone should have at least one harpa in their life.
sigga: “hey gunni did you see harpa milk the cow yesterday?”
gunni: “yes, what a magnificent job she did. and she even gave me a bl-w j-b afterwards”
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