Harperion
a form of politics wherein facts from expert sources (scientists, statisticians, economists, etc.) are routinely discounted and ignored in favor of repet-tive, dogmatic, populist policy.
perfected by canadian prime minister, stephen harper, this political form builds upon rovian techniques.
1- despite continually falling crime rates, as published by statistics canada, stephen harper ran a successful harperion election campaign basted partially on a “tough on crime” policy, including spending billions on new prisons.
2- despite being panned by military and aviation experts in canada, the usa, britain and australia, stephen harper is pushing through a multi-billion dollar purchase of f-35 stealth jets. he has bolstered his position with the harperion tactic of accusing all opposition with “not supporting our troops”.
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