Harpooning a Whale
the act of going out to the bar or nightclub and finding the biggest, fattest, ugliest girl possible; then taking her back to your place and having s-x with her.
usually done by groups of men as a form of compet-tion to see who can get the biggest girl. as proof, the curtains in the persons bedroom/hotel room are usually cracked so others can look in. if you’re b-llsy and shameless, you throw the curtains wide open.
rick definitely won at harpooning a whale. that girl looked like an upside down mushroom from a block away.
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