harris academy orpington
the failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan’s knitted condom. filled to the brim with 12 year old sc-m who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. the teachers are still elderly d-ckfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
lisa: “harris academy orpington? wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis sh-thole mah g.”
jj: “nah fam dat’s just the priory school innit bruv madting”
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