Harry Hackenbauer
a term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. warning: this explanation only works with children under 3 and r-t-rds.
child: where are you going?
parent: to see harry hackenbauer (really going to a ravin s-x orgy)
child: oh okay see ya
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