Harry Styles
the goodlooking curly headed one from one direction the best band ever thanks to simon cowell and the x factor uk 2010. originally from holmes chapel, cheshire … he is known for his naughtey antics such as walking around naked all the time or wearing a gold thong. he is also know for his very dirty mind especially after whisphering to matt cardel who was very emotional at the time ” think about how much p-ssy your gunna get” on live national tv. he also tweeted #shocka and got it trending in the uk after hearing it on some american girls twitcam, unaware of its dirty meaning which took him a good 10 minutes to realise before tweeting that he had been misled (sure we definitly beleive that!!!) and that he wanted his fans to get #boom trending instead. of course everyone was left asking the question…is that the noise she made? he also gave out matt cardels phone number accidently to 7000 fangirls along with his partner in crime louis tomlinson. alltogether harrys husky voice and good looks send fangirls wild which makes him along with the rest of one direction the perfect popstars!
harry styles is one s-xi beast!
come here curly
boom shocka shocka!
the s-xiest man on television.
sings for one direction on the xfactor.
harry styles, have s-x with me
a one h-ll of a sixteen year old s-xy beast that needs to get into my bed, right now. i’m not even kidding. girls go wild for him, etc etc.
-omg harry styles, get in my bed!!-
the curly-haired one from one direction. his floppy mop of hair makes teenage girls scream nationwide. he is definitely the best looking one. he has a grey onepiece and is a very good freestyle dancer. innit.
woah! it’s harry styles from one direction! -screams-
a perfect little cuppycake idiot who has the s-xiest hands and i jus cant
i just want harry styles
a s-x god. he gets all da p-ssy. also men, like louis tomlinson, are attracted to him.
person 1: “that guy gets all the p-ssy”
person 2: “who? harry styles?”
the guy you should hide your mom from.
there’s harry styles, just hitting on my mom.
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