harshmallow
a harshmallow is a rare combination of two food items to create one, a common practice amongst high people.
a harshmallow is a marshmallow dipped in hummus.
this particular combination was discovered by a female, but the term was coined by a member of the male species because everyone knows girls are stupid.
girl: mannnnnnnn…. you know what would reallyyyyyy hit the spot right now…… some marshmallow dipped in hummus.
man: … oh… a harshmallow?
girl: yaaaaaa….. wait whaaaaauuut?
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