hartford grinder


originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a hartford grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine
“he gave her the ol’ hartford grinder”.
“she looks like she’s been through the hartford grinder a few times.”
“i’m gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date.”

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