hartnetting
a person who locks himself away in a room away from all social activities. all they do is lay down on their bed and jack off up to 8 times a day while looking at his 8th pair of new shoes. but most of all it is a chubby o’l unsocial poon who needs nothing but isolation, a hand ready jack off with, and a shoe to give himself -n-l with.
a man has been hartnetting for the past three weeks now and his shoes now smell like b-tthole.
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