Hartzog
a term relative to “f-cking sh-t up”.
to “f-ck sh-t up”
to completely and utterly destroy something.
“to hartzog”
to decimate
ex1-
bob: “holy sh-t! what happened to karen’s face?”
jane: “idk, but it looks like somebody hartzogged her with a ball ping hammer.”
ex2-
jon: “did you see the 20 car pileup on the interstate this morning?”
billy: “yeah, i think a few of the victims were hartzogged pretty badly.”
ex3-
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