Harvard Fucks
when working as a bartender, waitress, or any customer service-related field in the cambridge/boston/somerville area; the pompous, arrogant, shockingly ent-tled undergrad with no social skills and a special sort of rudeness that is just outright frightening. harvard f-cks have never worked a real job in their lives, and have no concept of tipping, saying please and thank you, and looking at you while you speak to them. to a harvard f-ck, you do not exist. harvard f-cks leave $10 on a $100 tab, and can manage to make one beer last for three hours. after your second or third harvard f-ck, you can spot them from a mile away, and your “friendly waitstaff” is flipping coins to see who has to deal with the slave-driving and 9% tip.
ashley- “lisa, are you okay?”
lisa- “no! those c-cksuckers at table twenty-six tipped me $5 on a $62 dollar tab! they’ve been here all night! don’t they know we live on tips?”
ashley- “no, lisa. those harvard f-cks have no f-cking clue.”
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