Harvesting Haploids
harvesting haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation – at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.
see also gathering gametes
d-ck: hey peter you want to play some cod?
peter: not right now, i’m busy harvesting haploids.
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