harvey webb
a f-cking ugly c-nt. a boy who goes around school acting all innocent to get girls, when actually he’s a complete f-ckboy. usually smells like bo and dresses like a 10 year old. any hole is a goal for him. he likes to get his little chode sucked by any girl with a mouth. if u can smell turnips, harvey is probably close because that’s what his chode smells like.
person 1: give me a riddle
person 2: ok, who is a absolute munter and has a 3 inch d-ck?
person 1: oh easy, harvey webb
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