Harvey’s bristol cream
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a woman’s hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. this gives a wondorous sheen to the woman’s hair. not to be confused with elena’s fish oil, the female version of this act.
phil upset with his wife’s cooking, decided that she needed a shot of harvey’s bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.
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