hashtagslag
a male or female user of social media, mainly twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. one or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-
1. using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;
2. hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);
3. using “#nofilter”, even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;
4. tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-
a) usual tasks or household ch-r-s; and/or
b) their pets (eg. my chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)
5. saying the word “hashtag” before phrases in face to face conversations.
the more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
tarquin: have you seen seb’s girlfriends latest tweet?
frances: no, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?
tarquin: she obvs. out with seb. she’s said:-
“out with seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman”
frances: man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
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