hass

anything that is kick -ss or beastly
the concert last night was pretty h-ss.
h-ss is a what you call your closest friends and an abbreviation for “horse” despite that fact that no one actually calls their close friends “horse”. your h-sses are your combadres, the ones you call when you brawl or have only a limited amount of meats or beers to share. when a pal walks into a party and yells “h-ss!!” and you turn around to a bear-hug you know you are offically “h-sses.”
“h-ss, you slam that pi phi last night?” – m.p.
“untill my d-ck fell off, h-ss!.” a.s.
the act of breaking ankles. in a sporting event or other activity.
i h-ss all day everyday.
an abbreviation of the word ‘-sshat’.

hat

-ss

= h-ss
ben h: “woah that pikey is such a h-ss”

mog: “wtf is a h-ss!?”
a common word used in bloomfield hills among the elite young men. can mean “duh” or “obvy” (obviously) or “totes” (totally). can also be used to agree with someone for example: t-“bfin was so kink last night” d-“h-ss”. the word can also be used to enforce how lame something is: t-“want to go work the night shift at the airport for a week straight and miss the redwings playoffs?” ct-” h-ss the f-ck not”.
this word comes from h-ssle, which was shortened from h-sslehoff, who i’m sure everyone knows. it just kind of evolved. it is better to just go with it.
t- ” anyone want to go get roudy at thomas’ house and have him get kicked out again?”

dmac- “h-sss”

dfish- “that girls -ss was sooo ubbberrr kink”

t- “h-sss”

dc- “conti help me clean my room so my mom gives me her credit card”

conti- “h-ss the f-ck not”

okj- “thomas lets go offroading”

thomas-“h-ss”

…..get it?
(verb): to tell a tall tale or story, usually involving meeting celebrities or drunken antics. (h-ssing, h-ssed)
(noun): someone who is actually ridiculous enough that one would believe his stories.
(verb): “bro, i was so drunk at that club that i beat up a bouncer and snuck backstage to meet big crit.”

bro: “naw man, stop h-ssing me”

(noun): “i thought you h-ssed me about big crit, but then i remembered that time you jumped up on stage with big sean, your such a h-ss.”
heat-activated shirt stink. when you get a shirt out in the morning and don’t notice anything, until you are out and sweating in the shirt and then it stinks to h-ll of mold from being left in the washing machine overnight before drying it.
i just got a whiff of h-a-s-s. i need to change my shirt.

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