hasselbeck


h-sselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about “the view”s elisabeth h-sselbeck. it is written and performed by elephant, a los angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers jackson vrana and coleman vrana.

the song is very anti-elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.
elephant ended their show last night in hollywood with h-sselbeck; it was funny as h-ll.
anything that is beffiting the traditional sense of masculinty, toughness, or persistance.

from the seattle seahawks quarterback matt h-sselbeck. especially his repersentation in the playstation 2 game nfl street where his ability to establish physical dominance is unmatched.

also spelled h-sselback
after being pinned by a boulder he cut his arm off with a dull pocket knife. that is extremely h-sselbeck.
any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little chambers.
dude, you chopped down that tree with your p-n-s, that is quite h-sselbeck.
any act of masculinity that is just below a arnold.
there is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a h-sselbeck and only do like 300.

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