hasselhoffowned


to be ‘owned’ by various pictures of david h-sselhoff. especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.
dude you just got h-sselhoffowned.
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to be owned by h-sselhoff of the david variety. mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.
dude just got h-sselhoffowned!

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