Hassophilia
an obsession with the hoff-meister himself, david h-sselhof
i’m not a freak, i have h-ssophilia
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dark shaded sungl-sses… used by the hated and ppl who like the song i got my hata blockaz on! (i got my hata blockaz on)
- Hat-burn
when an individual wears a hat and has to take it off so fast when entering a building or establishment that it causes a discomfort or red rash on the forehead. ”you’re gonna put that santa hat on so fast that you’re gonna get f-cking hat-burn.” -tony c-x (bad santa)
- Chet B
a fat pudgy short kid who can’t play football for sh-t yet he joined the team. he is a h-m- and has no friends except an asian kid with squinty eyes, who secretly is his boyfriend. chet is a f-cking douchebag!!!!!!
- maoth
to defame someone in a communist-era way. past tense is “maothed”. present tense is “maothing”. “he questioned me like he didn’t believe me when i told the truth, then he bad maothed me to everyone spreading the lie to even more people.”
- dust farts
when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just…pop! “eerr…ow iv had to fart for 93 days…” says the dust fart victim.” pppoooooooppppppp!!!!!!! “hah…uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!”