Hastings

a small town in victoria, australia. like most towns in victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood “west park”
some say it could be the brother of frankston
lets smoke up in hastings and get stoned as f-ck
the best person you will ever meet. s-xy, foxy, hot. the definition of attractive and awesome combine.
hey who’s that girl? the hot one with blonde hair and blue eyes?
oh that’s a hastings for you.
a bunch of no good sons a’ b-tches that are far to lazy.
keep looking over your shoulder in hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in hastings
…. astings mate!
a long street in vancouver and burnaby canada that has many many prost-tues and heroine addicts especially on west hastings. east hastings is simply a busy street, west hastings is noted for heroine, prost-tution, weed, and is one of the few places in canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.
guy1 “hey man i almost ran over a prost-tue the other day”
guy2 “really, where were you, hastings?”
guy1″yup”
guy2″figures”
staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the br–sts of a woman during conversation.
“dude, i totally got caught hastings that chic”
a retail store that pot heads, crack addicts, thieves, emo kids, little old ladies, and dvd rental stores that went out of business go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, dvds, and cds.
a retail store that drug users, thieves, emo kids little old ladies go to sell stolen stuff, because hastings buys used books, dvds, and cds.
gsa : “how’s it goin’? thanks for comin’ to hastings!”
customer : “i got some stuff i want to sell you guys.”
gsa : “ok, lets see what you’ve got here…ma’am are you sure that you want to get rid of all 27 copies you own of tremors 4 and this jessica simpson cd?”
customer : “yes, and i need whatever i can get in cash, because” (…this is where said customer explains for 3-5 minutes why they need to sell so many copies of the same item. why they need the money. the reason they will be in next week with 20 more copies of some other movie that n-body wants to watch.)
hastings was founded in 1968. in fiscal 1995, it began implementing their information system and opened a new corporate headquarters and a 100,000 square foot distribution center, all in amarillo, texas. today hastings is a leading multimedia entertainment retailer combining the sale of books, music, software, periodicals, new and used dvds, videos and video games with the rental of videos, dvds and video games in a superstore format. they currently operate approximately 150 superstores averaging approximately 20,000 square feet, primarily in small to medium-sized markets in 20 states.
many people frequent hastings, many of whom are people that shouldn’t be let loose into society.
wow, our toilet’s broke but lets go to hastings and rent a movie.

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