Hastings Pudding
a fake pudding invented to make the english appear ignorant about the sh-t house local recipes. when mentioned they commonly reject it’s existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.
it is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with j-zz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
q: “hey john, is that hastings pudding on your face?”
a: “f–k me i have been looking for that c-nt on google for ages, f–kin takes good!!”
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