Hat Goat
a goat that carries around an -ssortment of hats, attempting to distract potential goat peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeas-m-nt of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard goat body.
hat goat: “excuse me sir…are you the uh…….goat peeler?”
peeler: “yes. i am the peeler.”
hat goat: “may i offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?”
peeler: “no. i’ve already got a hat. you’re f-cked.”
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