Hat In The Cat
when you’re scrumpin’ and you’ve been going at it so long that your condom slips off your weenis, and gets stuck in her v-g-n-. that’s a hat in the cat.
“we were at it for over an hour when i noticed things weren’t right. so when i looked down, i saw that we’d accomplished a hat in the cat.”
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