hat-on-foot retarded


being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you’d do something absolutely r-t-rded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.
charlie- “yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?”
dennis- “yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!”
charlie- “that -sshole is hat-on-foot r-t-rded!’

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