Hatty Hour


pregaming in which you wear hats for an hour, drink, and one person controls the music and messes around on a laptop. the wearing of the hats is key, and effort should be made to see to it that they are of a humorous nature.
tim: it’s hatty hour!
abby: what is hatty hour.
tim: we’re wearing hats for an hour, drinking, and chris is playing chess.
abby: do reindeer ears count as a hat and what if we don’t have a chess board.
tim: all excellent questions. yes they count, the chess is on the laptop, and come over.
abby: bring everyone with with?
tim: si, but they have to wear hats.

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