Hatu-Vision
1. when an object is arm’s length away and you still can’t see it
2. when you feel it necessary to squint when reading
3. if you were at a certain location but missed a phenomenal event
4. if you’re re-telling a story but mix up the details in your favor
yooo. did you see that?!” “huh? no, what happened?” “d-mn, you got that hatu-vision.” or “didn’t you see me waving at you?” “nah, sorry. i couldn’t see you.” “oh, right. you’re on that hatu-vision right now.
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