hauenstein
a large, hairy b-tthole with -n-l seepage due to m-ssive amounts of b-tt poundage.
an overweight bavarian woman, with br–sts stretching down to her knees.
“so i was gettin it on with this girl last night, but then i saw that she had a hauenstein!”
“aw thats f-ckin gross man. ditch that b–tch”
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