haughty hottie
1. a girl who is like super preppy and smart tends to be smarter than everyone else
2. on the other hand, she is also like super hot and like the ideal girl because she is awesome ~ much like a carly but not as awesome, nonetheless close
also known as a “hayley”
a hayley is more of a 2 than a 1, though
of course
mike: hey that grrl is such a hottie
dude: ya ‘mon, i know but she is so outta your league because she is so haughty
mike: i know, that’s what i said, she’s a hottie
dude: no ‘mon — she’s a haughty hottie
mike: oooo, she’s still hot
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