Haussmann Table Saw
a power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled chinese newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. if you bought this table saw i’ve got 2 words for you: “rookie mistake.” this is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
“d-mn my haussmann table saw won’t even cut through mdf!”
“why did my one-legged grandmother buy such a sh-tty tablesaw”
“i really enjoy using my haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry”
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