havana omelet
to splatter diarrhea all over the inside of the toilet, including the under side of the seat.
after a night of cheap booze and chili dogs, i sure did create a masterpiece of a havana omelet in the toilet.
simply put, explosive diarrhea–the kind that explodes all over the bowl. accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an “aaaaahhhhh” in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds–sending innocent bystanders running from the john.
if the havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
a case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes
in the toilet water. often accompanied by an escapee. try using a camo cough with an astaire.
after eating his aunt’s renowned recipe of spicy jerk chicken, a havana omelet came back and struck fat eldon with a vengeance!
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