Have you got land?
a come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of ireland, especially in limerick by students who come from a farming background. at the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:
man: “have you got land?”
woman: “…” (stares at him and walks away)
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