have you seen my new wristwatch
when you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your b-lls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your b-lls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends “hey, have you seen my new wristw-tch?” your friends then look and see your b-lls on your wrist.
dude, did you see the new episode of grey’s anatomy? no, but have you seen my new wristw-tch?
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