havering


to talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was sir w. scott); used in the proclaimers song “i’m gonna be (500 miles)”.
drinking, more often than not, leads to havering
the london borough of havering. used to be ess-x until london was expanded in the 60’s.
contains the towns romford, rainham, hornchurch and upminster.

still has the ess-x ‘rm’ postcode and the towns within havering are still cl-ssed as ess-x by most people although it is served by london transport and london met police and is cl-ssed as greater london.

most famous for containing the chav town of romford.

neighbours with the london borough of barking and dagenham (west) and london borough of bexley (south). ess-x surrounds it to the east.

right at the end of the london underground district line at upminster, upminster bridge, hornchurch and elm park, stations which most people don’t use because it takes years to get into the city centre that way.

nothing really special here, its just confusing as to where it officially is located due to it being both ess-x and london :p.

london borough of havering, the first london borough to the east but properly known to people as being in the county of ess-x.

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