hawaiian hand grenade


when you are masturbating and just as you start c-mming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your p-n-s like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it
knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! ahhh

oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

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